Posts Tagged ‘small dick’

Little pussy ass losers, who give me their info and then chicken out.
I’m not giving this one the chance to chicken out.

Lyla’s done playing nice (;

This is Stephen K
&& some info about this fucking douchebag..

X’s are placed in few places to conceal his pathetic identity until I’m done with him..

phone: 9×7-835-3xx5

e-mail: sweetlou02xxx8@yahoo.com

So, Stephen..let’s see what your girlfriend would think of this..

Heheh. Another great example of how great Lyla is :] He’s just another SLUT. But he’s Lyla’s SLUT, and I’ve made that very clear. LMAO.

Oh..my god! I just couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this guy. His name is Mousey 2 inches, and let me tell you..that is NO exaggeration. LMAO. When you see this, you will fall on your fucking face, laughing. How absolutely TRAGIC, that this fucking loser won’t won’t EVER be able to please a woman. Oh boy..I had the best laugh over this one.

xx Lyla

Hahahahahahhh. Damn. What a loser.

Hello!  How are all of My little bitchboys?  Oh, wait..that’s right!  I don’t fucking care!  Hahah!  Anywhores, I got the “oh so fun” (*sarcasm*) chance to talk to even more pathetic fucking LOSERS tonight.

These little bitchtards are lucky and PRIVILEGED to even have the extremely fortunate opportunity to speak with this absolute Princess.  They call me with the impression that they deserve to even hear My glorious voice.

One of these fuckers called me explaining to me how he has called other Dommes and then stopped calling them because he’s become “afraid of losing control”.  Princess had to explain to the pitiful dumb cunt the OBVIOUS reality that, once he calls Me..he loses what little bit of puny control that he THOUGHT he once held is handed over the second he calls this amazingly evil Princess.  It turns out that the assignment that Princess had given orders for him to complete, he may not obide afterall.  As we all know, Princess can’t fucking STAND deception (unless it’s coming from Me, of course!  :]) and this fucking lameass tinsel dick actually had the nerve to attempt to lie to Moi!  Princess!  Can you believe that limp-dicked loser?  Oh well!  It’s his loss.  His life will be even more lonely, and miserable without Princess there to bring it all into perspective for him.  Hahah!

The others were pretty much the same..and Princess reigned over every single one of those little Tic-Tac dicks.

Until next time, loserfaces..

~Princess Lyla

Brand new and kick ASS, just like Me. I’m definitely not new to making boys cry, pfft I’ve done that since kindergarten and beyond, but WOW my first night logged online was so exciting! A real pathetic soul named dipshit dan was my first call. I guess in some sick way you could say he took My Niteflirt virginity HAHA, especially ironic when you consider it’s probably the only cherry he’ll ever pop of any kind. Total loser OMG but rather amusing to talk to. He talks with this scared whisper and kept stuttering “Ppppprincess” LMAO. See, he’s new to actual fetish domination but has been used and abused his whole life because of his speech impediment, real easy target for playful bullies (like Me!). One thing pissed me the fuck off though. Boys, KNOW what the hell you want and have something to say when you call. I almost hung up on his boring ass before giving him exactly 10 seconds to say something amusing. He started singing! I made him make up a song on the spot about his teeny weeny and he sang it to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ah yes. Lyla laughed, she sure did. And it IS an itty bitty thing, I have no idea how he got through gym class and high school in general without dying from embarrassment. 25 years old, still a virgin cos he’s too humiliated. Poor baby. Awww. *Makes sad face for poor dipshit dan*. That’s all I had time for tonight but fun fun fun start!

So hey this is My first post on my beeeautiful new blog. There’s still a lot to be done before this is perfect like Moi!! Stay tuned!