Posts Tagged ‘Perfect Princess’

Well, sissies and losers alike..we’ve got a rather unfortunate situation.  As I type this from my favorite mountain resort location, with six feet of glorious snow, a virtual winter wonderland.  I got back from snowboarding, only to find that my beloved laptop didn’t tolerate the hour long ride up the mountain.  *Moment of silence*

So, here’s where you come in!  There’s no way in hell I’d ever spend MY money on another laptop, as the internet is not nearly important enough to me to do that.  Sooooo..I suggest that, if you little losers want Lyla to continue her escapades here on this overcrowded place called “the web”, this is what needs to be done:

HP G71-340US 17.3-Inch Black/Silver Laptop

And this will be my backup, so I’m not ever in this devastating situation again:

Samsung NC10-13P Netbook

Oh &&..while you’re at it!  (;

Apple iPod touch 64 GB

Hi bitches (; How were all of your holidays..? Oh! Nevermind, that’s right. I don’t even fucking care :’D

SO sorry (but not really) I’ve been away for SO long. Princess decided to take a much needed vacation! Ohhh, slaveys, it was the BEST vacation EVER. I took a trip to Florida and sunbathed in the scorching heat. I took a ride through the everglades, fed a couple of crocodiles, danced on the white-hot sand, and partied to my devilish little hearts’ content. It was absolutely amazing! But, now I’m back, bored, and SICK. I guess the change in temperature fucked with my immune system. I don’t know, but I DO KNOW it SUCKS BALLS!! SO, in conclusion..I am OBVIOUSLY (not so obvious for you guys though, I guess haha!) going to need to be cheered up, and have my mind kept off of being soo miserably sick. Got it? Good slutpuppies.

P.S. Wait until y’all hear what ELSE happened while I was in Florida!! (;

~Princess

Brand new and kick ASS, just like Me. I’m definitely not new to making boys cry, pfft I’ve done that since kindergarten and beyond, but WOW my first night logged online was so exciting! A real pathetic soul named dipshit dan was my first call. I guess in some sick way you could say he took My Niteflirt virginity HAHA, especially ironic when you consider it’s probably the only cherry he’ll ever pop of any kind. Total loser OMG but rather amusing to talk to. He talks with this scared whisper and kept stuttering “Ppppprincess” LMAO. See, he’s new to actual fetish domination but has been used and abused his whole life because of his speech impediment, real easy target for playful bullies (like Me!). One thing pissed me the fuck off though. Boys, KNOW what the hell you want and have something to say when you call. I almost hung up on his boring ass before giving him exactly 10 seconds to say something amusing. He started singing! I made him make up a song on the spot about his teeny weeny and he sang it to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ah yes. Lyla laughed, she sure did. And it IS an itty bitty thing, I have no idea how he got through gym class and high school in general without dying from embarrassment. 25 years old, still a virgin cos he’s too humiliated. Poor baby. Awww. *Makes sad face for poor dipshit dan*. That’s all I had time for tonight but fun fun fun start!

So hey this is My first post on my beeeautiful new blog. There’s still a lot to be done before this is perfect like Moi!! Stay tuned!