Many apply. Few are accepted.

Ready to Serve Me? Fill out the official slave application and contract agreement.

IF you are accepted as one of Lyla’s Losers, here are the terms of your contract:

1.. The most important rule is that I MAKE all the rules. The good news for you is while I’m by far one of the most diabolical young domme minds you will ever come across, I was raised to be a forthright bitch. Once a rule is in place, I don’t change it, unless you REALLY piss me off.

2. I am the owner of YOU, your thoughts, the keeper of your secrets, and there shall be nothing in your day that doesn’t involve Me in your head, at ALL times. This is all about ME, forget that even once and you’ll find yourself given the stiletto boot in the ass.

3. I will be treated at all times with the utmost respect, dedication, loyalty, honesty, and integrity.

4. I am a financial dominatrix. This means, I REQUIRE your monetary assets, cash, gifts, tributes and more for this D/s relationship to exist. Do NOT sign up if you have no ability to pamper and spoil Me. Money is what makes Me happy, and your most important goal in life is lavishing Lyla in all the decadent ways I desire. Rule of thumb: If you want my attention, you must BUY and/or pay for it. You are nothing to Me otherwise.

5. I reserve the right to drop you from this contract and fire you as My sub at any time I choose. Follow the rules and adhere to ALL of My policies.

6. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME! Failure to completely fill out 100% of this application will result in one of two things. Either you will be immediately denied, OR depending on what was left out, you *may* be contacted by Me to rectify the error and pay a $50 FEE for being an incomplete dumbass.

7. I, Lyla, will NOT be held legally liable in any way, shape or form for any activities engaged in by you, the loser/sub.

8. By clicking Send, you are agreeing to all the terms listed, and giving permission to engage in online adult entertainment activities, including but not limited to email, photo, and chat exchanges.

9. You agree that this contract is NOT intended to be legally binding in any court of law, but only for the purpose of My interactions and dealings with you.

10. You agree that if you are denied, you will be grateful and thank ME for taking My precious time reading your pathetic application details. You will be advised at that time if you’re able to re-apply.

11. You will refer to Me as Princess at ALL times and never by Lyla unless given permission to speak My name.

12. You agree to never pester or bother Me with petty emails and whiny needs. There’s no faster way to fall out of My grace than that. Complaints are NOT allowed.

13. You will NEVER sexually proposition Me. I do the fucking and it’s with my wicked words and verbal venom.

14. While all losers are losers, you are all failures in your own individual ways. Therefore, if accepted into My realm of subs, you will be given tasks and assignments that are custom tailor made just for your own pathetic ass and nobody else’s.

15. You WILL read My Princess diary each and every day, and contact me ON time as we will mutually agree upon if you are taken on as My slave.

RECAP of things that will get you de-Lyla’d and evicted from Lyla’s Lair:

* Lying
* Repeated tardiness with phonecalls or emails
* Disrespectful or rude outbursts
* Inconsistent tributes and/or gifts. Being broke will get you revoked.
* Disloyalty – I demand your full devotion
* Whining and complaining
* Any form of insubordinance or unacceptable attitudes/behavior

Ready to Serve Me? Fill out the official slave application and contract agreement.