Brand new and kick ASS, just like Me. I’m definitely not new to making boys cry, pfft I’ve done that since kindergarten and beyond, but WOW my first night logged online was so exciting! A real pathetic soul named dipshit dan was my first call. I guess in some sick way you could say he took My Niteflirt virginity HAHA, especially ironic when you consider it’s probably the only cherry he’ll ever pop of any kind. Total loser OMG but rather amusing to talk to. He talks with this scared whisper and kept stuttering “Ppppprincess” LMAO. See, he’s new to actual fetish domination but has been used and abused his whole life because of his speech impediment, real easy target for playful bullies (like Me!). One thing pissed me the fuck off though. Boys, KNOW what the hell you want and have something to say when you call. I almost hung up on his boring ass before giving him exactly 10 seconds to say something amusing. He started singing! I made him make up a song on the spot about his teeny weeny and he sang it to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ah yes. Lyla laughed, she sure did. And it IS an itty bitty thing, I have no idea how he got through gym class and high school in general without dying from embarrassment. 25 years old, still a virgin cos he’s too humiliated. Poor baby. Awww. *Makes sad face for poor dipshit dan*. That’s all I had time for tonight but fun fun fun start!

So hey this is My first post on my beeeautiful new blog. There’s still a lot to be done before this is perfect like Moi!! Stay tuned!