So, last night..I had the unfortunate luck of having to waste my time on yet ANOTHER pathetic fucktard.

He goes by “wimpcucky”.
We had an interesting call, ahaha.

His wife is divorcing him because she couldn’t take his stupid, pathetic fantasies anymore.
Their five year old is caught in the middle, because daddy is a fucking retarded loser who couldn’t keep his “needs” under control (*snort* “control” LMAO)
&& NOW, he’s looking to marry a young, hot, “natural-born BITCH” woman for her to completely destroy him, drain him, and totally fuck him over.
She would spend his paycheck, make him do the chores, errands, dinner, everything.
She would also make him worship her and do things for her.
BUT, the best part is.. he would like if a prenuptial agreement signed beforehand, which would mean, in the case that they “divorced”, she would get everything..leaving him with absolutely NOTHING left to his name.

Remember what we spoke about, “cucky”.(;
It could be the answer to your dreams.

SINcerely,

Princess Lyla

Little pussy ass losers, who give me their info and then chicken out.
I’m not giving this one the chance to chicken out.

Lyla’s done playing nice (;

This is Stephen K
&& some info about this fucking douchebag..

X’s are placed in few places to conceal his pathetic identity until I’m done with him..

phone: 9×7-835-3xx5

e-mail: sweetlou02xxx8@yahoo.com

So, Stephen..let’s see what your girlfriend would think of this..

Well, sissies and losers alike..we’ve got a rather unfortunate situation.  As I type this from my favorite mountain resort location, with six feet of glorious snow, a virtual winter wonderland.  I got back from snowboarding, only to find that my beloved laptop didn’t tolerate the hour long ride up the mountain.  *Moment of silence*

So, here’s where you come in!  There’s no way in hell I’d ever spend MY money on another laptop, as the internet is not nearly important enough to me to do that.  Sooooo..I suggest that, if you little losers want Lyla to continue her escapades here on this overcrowded place called “the web”, this is what needs to be done:

HP G71-340US 17.3-Inch Black/Silver Laptop

And this will be my backup, so I’m not ever in this devastating situation again:

Samsung NC10-13P Netbook

Oh &&..while you’re at it!  (;

Apple iPod touch 64 GB

Hi bitches (; How were all of your holidays..? Oh! Nevermind, that’s right. I don’t even fucking care :’D

SO sorry (but not really) I’ve been away for SO long. Princess decided to take a much needed vacation! Ohhh, slaveys, it was the BEST vacation EVER. I took a trip to Florida and sunbathed in the scorching heat. I took a ride through the everglades, fed a couple of crocodiles, danced on the white-hot sand, and partied to my devilish little hearts’ content. It was absolutely amazing! But, now I’m back, bored, and SICK. I guess the change in temperature fucked with my immune system. I don’t know, but I DO KNOW it SUCKS BALLS!! SO, in conclusion..I am OBVIOUSLY (not so obvious for you guys though, I guess haha!) going to need to be cheered up, and have my mind kept off of being soo miserably sick. Got it? Good slutpuppies.

P.S. Wait until y’all hear what ELSE happened while I was in Florida!! (;

~Princess

Ohh, bitchboys!  Guess what happened?!

No guesses..?

Well, that’s typical coming from you little dumbasses.

I’ll just tell you.!

I’ve been siiiiiiiiiick ): Isn’t that just the most dreadful thing EVER?  I know, right?  So, naturally, I’m grumpier and bitchier than ever && I think you little sissies need to come cheer me up!  I mean..you’ve got nothing better to do, right?  I know, I’m right.  (: So, get to work, sluts!

~ Princess Lyla

Heheh. Another great example of how great Lyla is :] He’s just another SLUT. But he’s Lyla’s SLUT, and I’ve made that very clear. LMAO.

Oh..my god! I just couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this guy. His name is Mousey 2 inches, and let me tell you..that is NO exaggeration. LMAO. When you see this, you will fall on your fucking face, laughing. How absolutely TRAGIC, that this fucking loser won’t won’t EVER be able to please a woman. Oh boy..I had the best laugh over this one.

xx Lyla

Hahahahahahhh. Damn. What a loser.

BIG pet peeve and a good example of what pisses me off! Fucks like this that waste my time with nothing to say, nothing to give me, nothing to show me, yeah DON’T do it, mkay are we clear? The sign was supposed to impress me? It would’ve been much more impressive if the pic had been mailed to me in an envelope filled with cash. *Yawn*

xxxdon xxxrns: im sorry princess i just recieved your messages
Lyla: Do NOT let it happen again, or I will block you.
xxxdon xxxrns: yes princess
xxxdon xxxrns: i must say you look amazing princess
Lyla: Of course I do, what else would you expect?
xxxdon xxxrns: i wish i could be all yours only and put that on my page
Lyla: What makes you think you’re worthy of being mine?
Lyla: DOn’t make me wait.
xxxdon xxxrns: well im a different type of sub thats looking for something deeper but i want to fo fill my queens desires .. and
xxxdon xxxrns: fo filling here every wish and making her happy makes me happy
Lyla: Who have you served before? Why are you not still serving Her?
xxxdon xxxrns: im in the marines and i moved and we still use to talk but she met someone close and i didnt want to hold her back
xxxdon xxxrns: i do appreciate the time your giving me my princess
Lyla: You might have the right attitude of what I’m looking for in my long-term submissive, but what do you have to offer me that I don’t already have?
Lyla: As you should, slave.
Lyla: What are you willing to do to prove your loyalty to me?
xxxdon xxxrns: besides put your name on my page ( like thats real big)
xxxdon xxxrns: um what did you have in mind
xxxdon xxxrns: i just want to please you
Lyla: When did you first realise you were inferior to women?
xxxdon xxxrns: the day i was born
Lyla: Well, that’s the right answer. What are your fetishes?
xxxdon xxxrns: um
xxxdon xxxrns: and being told to do that
xxxdon xxxrns: spanking is always fun
xxxdon xxxrns: sorry to interupt you princess
Lyla: I love a good spank..but your money is what really gets me off.
xxxdon xxxrns: i love giving gifts
Lyla: What are you willing to give me tonight to try and prove your loyalty to me?
xxxdon xxxrns: im on base tonight i know this isnt good enough for you but i might be able to go on cam later
Lyla: my time is very valuable. If I choose to grace you with my presence, there will be NO tardiness accepted EVER.
xxxdon xxxrns: i agree]
xxxdon xxxrns: yes princess
Lyla: You’ve got no choice but to agree.
xxxdon xxxrns: you totally have my heart racing princess
Lyla: What else would a sub like you expect from a Perfect Princess like me?
xxxdon xxxrns: i dont expect anything except i hope a relationship grows where we can both meet each others needs
xxxdon xxxrns: and i only want to be a help to you
Lyla: What else would a sub like you expect from a Perfect Princess like me?
Lyla: I will be sending a brief questionaire to you. Answer it completely. Upon review, I will choose whether or not I would like to continue a D/s conversation with you.
Lyla: I’ve many others to answer. && Although, I’ve been dominating my entire life..this is my first venture into the online D/s situations.
Lyla: I will send the questionaire when I’ve a little more time later on..as I am extremely busy.
xxxdon xxxrns: ok princess
Lyla: Good slave.
Lyla: You’ve got a pre-assignment. You must think of a way to prove to Princess that you are worthy of Her extremely valuable time. Until then..keep watch for that questionaire, subby.
xxxdon xxxrns: yes princess
xxxdon xxxrns is typing a message.
xxxdon xxxrns: i just want to say thank you and you are the most beautiful women ive ever met
Lyla: Of course, I am. I’m Lyla Rose. Remember my name, subby..you’ll be begging it later. Ciao!

Hello!  How are all of My little bitchboys?  Oh, wait..that’s right!  I don’t fucking care!  Hahah!  Anywhores, I got the “oh so fun” (*sarcasm*) chance to talk to even more pathetic fucking LOSERS tonight.

These little bitchtards are lucky and PRIVILEGED to even have the extremely fortunate opportunity to speak with this absolute Princess.  They call me with the impression that they deserve to even hear My glorious voice.

One of these fuckers called me explaining to me how he has called other Dommes and then stopped calling them because he’s become “afraid of losing control”.  Princess had to explain to the pitiful dumb cunt the OBVIOUS reality that, once he calls Me..he loses what little bit of puny control that he THOUGHT he once held is handed over the second he calls this amazingly evil Princess.  It turns out that the assignment that Princess had given orders for him to complete, he may not obide afterall.  As we all know, Princess can’t fucking STAND deception (unless it’s coming from Me, of course!  :]) and this fucking lameass tinsel dick actually had the nerve to attempt to lie to Moi!  Princess!  Can you believe that limp-dicked loser?  Oh well!  It’s his loss.  His life will be even more lonely, and miserable without Princess there to bring it all into perspective for him.  Hahah!

The others were pretty much the same..and Princess reigned over every single one of those little Tic-Tac dicks.

Until next time, loserfaces..

~Princess Lyla

Brand new and kick ASS, just like Me. I’m definitely not new to making boys cry, pfft I’ve done that since kindergarten and beyond, but WOW my first night logged online was so exciting! A real pathetic soul named dipshit dan was my first call. I guess in some sick way you could say he took My Niteflirt virginity HAHA, especially ironic when you consider it’s probably the only cherry he’ll ever pop of any kind. Total loser OMG but rather amusing to talk to. He talks with this scared whisper and kept stuttering “Ppppprincess” LMAO. See, he’s new to actual fetish domination but has been used and abused his whole life because of his speech impediment, real easy target for playful bullies (like Me!). One thing pissed me the fuck off though. Boys, KNOW what the hell you want and have something to say when you call. I almost hung up on his boring ass before giving him exactly 10 seconds to say something amusing. He started singing! I made him make up a song on the spot about his teeny weeny and he sang it to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ah yes. Lyla laughed, she sure did. And it IS an itty bitty thing, I have no idea how he got through gym class and high school in general without dying from embarrassment. 25 years old, still a virgin cos he’s too humiliated. Poor baby. Awww. *Makes sad face for poor dipshit dan*. That’s all I had time for tonight but fun fun fun start!

So hey this is My first post on my beeeautiful new blog. There’s still a lot to be done before this is perfect like Moi!! Stay tuned!